Wednesday, 14 July 2010
The British Isles, Day Twelve, Part II: Craven
This is the final article in my running series about our trip through the British Isles. Earlier articles include the Introduction,Stonehenge, Oxford, Driving to Wales, Anglesey, Crossing the Irish Sea, Dublin, Northern Ireland, Ferry to Scotland, Falkirk & Bo'ness, Edinburgh, Loch Ness, Driving to Cumbria, and Hadrian's Wall.
I broke day twelve into two articles not only because I had a lot to say about both halves of the day, but because while the stop at Hadrian's Wall was probably for me personally the high point of the trip, the visit to Craven was unquestionably the most heartbreakingly disappointing. Not that it was in any way catastrophic, but it was simply a let-down instead of the triumphant grand finale I had planned for.
The whole purpose of this trip, for me, was to get better acquainted with the land of my English and Irish ancestors. True, I enlarged this basic theme into a comprehensive tour of the British Isles, but visiting Craven, the location where I know my direct paternal ancestors lived, probably for centuries, was always at the centre of my plans. And Craven is a beautiful place to visit: at the heart of the Yorkshire dales, our French guide book described it as le paradis vu par un Anglais: the English vision of heaven. I made plans to visit the county archives in Leeds and trace my family tree, but today was to be the big day in which we visited the Craven museum, which traced the history of the region.
Finding out about the local history of Craven was something I was very eager to do: in all likelihood my ancestors lived there for many centuries, so knowing the exact history of the region would help me to get a much better picture of who they were: Celtic Britons, Anglo-Saxons, Danes? The early archæological and ethnographic evidence around Skipton would probably provide important clues, but I had found nothing on the internet. (It is a pretty specific topic, after all.) But here was a museum dedicated to the local history of the area—exactly what I wanted to know about.
Well, long story short, we got to the Craven museum about two minutes after it closed. The attendant was actually still there, but despite my begging he wouldn't open it back up for us, saying that he had already turned on the alarm and everything. I was extremely disappointed; the worst of it was that we would have made it on time if we had not stopped to take so many pictures on the way, and mail our post cards, but neither we—nor, apparently the lady at the tourist information office—had any inkling that they closed so early.
Just so I can keep my bad news all in one article, I will say now that I missed my appointment at the archives in Leeds the next day, too. Our GPS system was no match for Leeds' incomprehensible roads, where being in the wrong lane at the wrong moment sends you right back out of downtown. We never found our hotel, and it took us three hours once we reached Leeds to eventually find a hotel with vacancy where we could stay. The lane directions change too fast for the GPS to keep up, and so although we were probably within 500 yards of our hotel multiple times in those three hours, we never found it. (Despite, in three hours, having tried endless permutations of "how about if when I get to this intersection I go in this lane", and asking for directions.) What I should have done is reserve a hotel outside the city as I had done elsewhere on the trip, but I had not expected that things could go so badly. Especially by this point in the trip when I was quite used to British driving, and had been through much larger cities including Dublin and Glasgow. But I just could not find my way in Leeds. I joked afterward that I understood why my great3-grandfather (who was born in Leeds) left to go to America—clearly this city has a curse on our family!
The bright side was that Skipton is certainly worth visiting again, so someday I will make it to the Craven museum. (And kill that attendant!) We did get a lot of good pictures (password required); practically everything has Craven in the name, which is a treat. Leeds on the other hand I will never try to visit in a car again—if I ever go there again it will be by rail!
So, that was the real low point of our trip, but except for not being able to find the hotel, it was more a problem of being disappointed than of anything bad actually happening to us. I missed the two things that had the most personal importance for me to visit on the trip, true, but I did get to see Craven, which for someone who grew up over 4,000 miles away, was still pretty special.
The disappointment also came from the fact that this was supposed to have been the grand finale of the trip, since from then the rest of our trip was just going to be heading back south in order to make it home on time. So we could not re-arrange our schedule: the car had to be returned the next day in Oxford, and we had a ticket to cross the chunnel at 4:00 pm. So there was no room to fit in a return to the Craven museum the next morning. For a trip where everything else went pretty much perfectly, it was a let-down to end on a less than perfect note. The 2007 Patriots know what I mean.
So ends my series of articles on our trip to the British Isles. I am as sorry that they couldn't end on a high note as I am that the actual trip didn't end that way. That doesn't change the fact that, overall, it was a hugely successful trip, and one of the best vacations of my life. This may not be my last article about our trip, however. At some point I think it will be useful to do one on how driving on the left worked out, and provide some other tips that may be of use to anyone else who plans a motoring vacation in Britain or Ireland. But I will close by saying that it was a wonderful trip, one that I thought was crazy to try to pull off—fitting so much into so short a time (five countries in two weeks), and driving on the left to boot. I'm proud of myself, we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves, and I'm so glad we took the chance to do it before James got old enough to say "are we there yet?"


On the eleventh day of our trip we awoke at the northernmost point of our whole voyage: for ten days we had been heading north from France (albeit by a very circuitous route, with detours through Wales and Ireland!). This day would mark the point at which we turned back, and began heading for home. Because we wanted to visit as much as possible on our way back, this meant that this day, in which we were retreading ground already covered, was about hurrying up and getting past all that to reach the new stuff. So, it was a big driving day. That was fine by me, as the highlands were a beautiful place to drive, and I was enjoying the local flavour of talk radio on BBC Scotland on the way.
Well, eventually we ran into the accident, and traffic backed up. In fact, traffic stopped. In fact, traffic stayed stopped. For ten minutes. Then twenty minutes. "I can't believe this, I was keeping my eyes pealed for a detour and never saw one," I thought to myself. Eventually people started getting out of their cars. One older Scotsman, clearly a highlander, shook his head at the few who tried to turn around their cars and head back up the highway, going the wrong way (this was a mountain highway and the lanes for cars going the opposite direction were about 150 yards below us). "We checked the atlas and there are no other roads south," he told another driver. That's when it dawned on me why there was no detour: this was the only road south, period. So, there was nothing to do but wait for the accident to get cleared up.

The downside was that the Loch Ness visitor centre was the first real "touristy" feeling place we had run into on our whole trip. Tons of buses with foreign visitors, and a cafeteria with sub-par food (made worse by the fact that the people in line didn't speak English and were making a mess of things trying to get their food), made this a place that we would have been better advised to skip. There are actually little restaurants in a nearby town that would've been much nicer to eat at, but we didn't know this at the time, as the large visitor centre is the first place you see. So better planning on our part would've helped. On the upside, though, it was fun to watch James charm a tour bus full of Korean schoolgirls :-)
so the city's infrastructure is already taxed even without the summer tourists.) I'm sure that with fewer tourists it must be a great place to visit, but as it is there are too many in August, which is the only month the weather gets warm enough for anyone to want to travel there, so that's a pretty theoretical concession.
What we were wrong about, though, is being afraid to brave the Edinburgh Festival with a small child. It is actually a great time to visit the city, even with a baby. The crowd situation, which I had imagined being something like the
So on Saturday we elected to start the day with a visit to the
This was just amazing. If you have an appreciation of railroads, and what goes into running them—even the amount of effort that goes into getting a small N-scale layout model railroad up and running—then you will likely be flabbergasted by how much British railway enthusiasts have been able to do. And Bo'ness is not even the only example: in planning our trip there were multiple similar sites across Britain that we might have gone to, but this was the best fit for our itinerary, and looked like one of the better ones.





When you go to campgrounds in the US, you will see some Winnebagos with maps of the United States on the side, with the states coloured in where they have stayed. These hardcore campers working their way across the lower 48 states have always impressed me, both by their dedication to the RV lifestyle, and for having such a developed, deliberate way to organise their travels. Likewise, some people have a particular type of souvenir that they collect; these collections are then a convenient way for them to look back on their travels.
Don't get me wrong, this does not mean I am going to force every family vacation to fit into an opera pilgrimage. But it does give me a new orientation and motivation for my future travels, and since we went to the Kirov on our honeymoon (pictured at right), I can 'retcon' that trip into this new framework as well.



So on the afternoon of the fourth day, we left the United Kingdom and set sail for Ireland. The Holyhead-Dublin route is the most direct route to Dublin from Great Britain, and as such it is one of the most heavily-traveled ferry routes in the world. As a result, the ship we sailed on was huge—in fact, the largest car ferry in the world by capacity: Irish Ferries' Ulysses. I was glad to be able to book this ship because travelling in this manner made what would otherwise just be a matter of getting from point A to point B into something of an event in itself. Our ship was massive, and included a movie theatre, shopping area, restaurants, casino, video arcade, and children's area.
If I thought it was exciting to board the Ulysses, though, that was nothing compared to the rest of the family! Emilie found us a lot of great Irish-themed souvenirs in the shops (including some Irish socks that James still smiles and points out to us every time we put them on him), but by far the biggest fan of the ship was our toddler. James loved this part of the trip—more than anything else we did and more than anything else we've ever done with him, really. The playground kept him occupied from the time we boarded until it was time to go—he even skipped his afternoon nap, to our slight chagrin. But we were happy to see him have such a good time.
For those without children, the movie theatre must be a great way to sail to Ireland. Having two hours of the voyage taken up while seeing a movie must make the trip fly by, but for parents with young children like us we were not able to partake of that particular luxury.





The order of business for this day was to get our British rental car, head to Witney (a charming little town west of Oxford) with both cars, where we had arranged to park our French one, then head north in the rental car, reaching Bangor, Wales, by evening. Deepest thanks to the West Oxfordshire District Council for allowing us to park in their long-term parking lot at the centre of town for longer than is usually allowed!



I had been playing Spinal Tap's famous rock anthem in the weeks leading up to the trip to get me in the mood for our trip, and it was to the ancient monument in Wiltshire that we set out first, an hour and a half's journey from our hotel (there are a lot of hotels nearer to Stonehenge, but I wanted to stay near Oxford, since we were visiting there too and would head north to Bangor next).



Our vacation plans were thrown off this year since Emilie was declared unfit to fly this summer by her doctor, making a return to the States impossible. So in addition to the constraint of travelling with a baby (something we are still adapting to when it comes to vacation planning), we also had to worry about how to put together an interesting vacation when we couldn't fly anywhere.
