Thursday, 10 May 2012
College Profile: New College
This is an article in my series on Oxford's colleges and PPHs. These 'profiles' are based entirely on my own personal perspective and opinions; prospective students are advised to look rather to the prospectus and alternative prospectus of any college they are considering applying to, rather than place too much stock in my descriptions. Previous articles describe what colleges are, then discuss Nuffield College, the PPHs, All Souls' College, University College, St. Antony's College, Christ Church, Oriel College, Pembroke College, Magdalen College, Balliol College, St. Cross College, Exeter College, Hertford College, Green Templeton College, Merton college, St. Hugh's College, Mansfield College, and Harris Manchester College.

Founded in 1379, New College is only "new" by Oxford standards (and even then, not really!). But it is the newer of the two "St. Mary's Colleges" (my own Oriel being the older one), hence the name.
In many ways, though, this college did represent a new beginning for Oxford University. Created in the wake of the black death, which killed off half the population, Europe found itself in desperate need of new trained minds to run the apparatus of the state (which in those days meant training priests and canon lawyers). No longer could the monasteries be counted on to offer a sufficient stream of educated men, with their slow, unhurried approach to learning: the kingdom needed to create educated men faster, to replace the ranks of those taken by the plague.
In order for society to continue to function, it turned to the university, on a scale that until then had not been imagined. It was in this context that a massive new addition was added to Oxford University.
New College, when it was created, was larger than all the other colleges put together. It thus represented a new role for the university, on a new scale. Arguably, this was the beginning of the rise of universities in the modern sense. From this point on, universities would come more and more to be the centres of learning and formation of leaders we all know them as today. As a sign of the times, it was the first college to make provision for undergraduates from its foundation. It was also the first Oxford college to have an enclosed quad.
The college, then, was impressively grand when it was founded, and it is one of the most impressively grand today. In between, however, the college went through quite a long period of stagnation, because, amazingly, its statutes were not modified from its foundation in 1379 until the mid-nineteenth century! This meant that, even in Newman's day, there were only to be 70 fellows, not more than 20 undergraduates, all of whom were required to have gone to Winchester College! Probably because of this restrictiveness, its list of distinguished alumni, while hundreds of names long, contains surprisingly few stand-out famous names. (The most famous are probably the absent-minded William Archibald Spooner and the shrill, deluded Richard Dawkins.)
Moving to today, New College ranks as one of the most popular colleges, and for good cause: very rich but not the richest, very old but not the oldest, New College comes near the top in a broad range of categories, without ever being singled out as "that one" for any. The result is a college that seems to have everything, except for an unpleasant stereotype. And, depending on taste, one has every right to rank it ahead of Magdalen architecturally, too, as the most beautiful college in Oxford. Its choir is also world-renowned, making it Magdalen's rival in that respect as well.
The heart of the New-Magdalen rivalry, however, dates back to the 1912 Olympic Summer Games, in which Magdalen won the gold medal over the New College 1st VIII, in part because of the Magdalen captain's unsportsmanlike decision to accept New's offer to chose the lane (the custom was to refuse, as the offer, made by the team who won the coin toss, was made out of politeness). Having chosen the better lane, Magdalen went on to win the gold, and the college toast, "God Damn Bloody Magdalen!", was allegedly uttered for the first time by the New captain as his boat crossed the finish line.
Searching for critical things to say about New College is difficult, but I would say that it is a bit hidden out of the way, although being only a block or so from the King's Arms that's a bit of a nit pick—and for scientists, it's probably a great location for an old college. Formal hall seems to be poorly attended for such a large college, too, from what I could tell.
All in all, though, New offers great facilities, beautiful buildings, a large student body, and a lot of history. And, even though they have to share it with a few other institutions, their coat of arms looks pretty good, too!

The college (formerly Manchester Academy) has thus travelled all across England in the course of its over 200 years of history, and it has undergone a lot of transformation in terms of its identity as well. Originally a Presbyterian institution , the academy "converted" to Unitarianism a few decades later. While at Manchester, it became a part of the University of London; it's later move to Oxford was motivated by the removal of religious tests at that university. Even so, it took another hundred years for the college to gain full membership in Oxford University.
Like Mansfield, the college's buildings appear far older than they are, and are absolutely beautiful. The library, visible from the street, and the chapel deserve particular mention. Despite the college's Unitarian history, the chapel is actually surprisingly well suited to celebration of the Catholic mass, as I discovered when I attended the college mass there. The chaplain of the college left immediately following the sermon, however, so perhaps something of the old identity still remains. Indeed, as the Catholic chaplain remarked, even being allowed to have a Catholic mass in that chapel was fairly significant (which was one of the reasons why I attended in the first place).


Imagine then my surprise when I finally did lay eyes on the college, and discovered that my intuitions could not have been more wrong. In fact, Mansfield's architecture is beautiful, and very true to the traditions of Oxford college architecture. The dining hall, while tiny, is ornately decorated with the coats of arms of other colleges and academic institutions, giving it a mediæval feel. (The food is also excellent, among the best in the university.) Even the chapel, while not a chapel in the true sense of the word, is a beautiful space, and the library is truly gorgeous.
For such a tiny, recent college, Mansfield brings together all the elements one expects from an Oxford college, and honestly does so better than many of the older colleges. The place feels 500 years older than it is, and the facilities seem ideally matched to the size of the student body. No college in Oxford surprised me so favourably as Mansfield.
St. Hugh's college
The incident attracts some attention among those who track paranormal activity, because both women had nothing to gain by inventing such a story, and in fact, in virtue of their respected position in academia, a great deal to lose. (As an added twist, it later emerged that the two women were lovers.) On the other hand, their accounts grew in detail over the years, suggesting they were embellishing their story with time, but in any event they themselves clearly believed the event to have truly occurred.
(Fortunately, in the modern day, college principals are protected from such disasters thanks to the diligent efforts of
In fact, there is a beautiful stained glass window at Oriel depicting the two colleges growing as branches out of a single plant adorned with Edward II's coat of arms. It is a natural pairing if ever there was one, for these two colleges were both founded in 1326, and both are under the patronage of Our Lady.
Merton College
One thing that sets Merton apart from some of the other old colleges is its "tucked away" location: accessible only from the cobble-stoned Merton Street, the college is in a quiet area, away from all the main thoroughfares while still being extremely close to everything, since it is only a block away from the High Street.
This paradox of having a quiet, isolated feel while being in actuality very centrally located is quite appealing to some, while others are no doubt drawn to Merton for its academic reputation (that being the kind of thing Oxford students tend to care about!).
Architecturally the college is quite impressive, with an oversized chapel once intended to become Oxford's cathedral, and a number of charming, old buildings. It's library is the oldest in the world that remains in regular daily use. Having the cobblestoned Merton street on one side, and the playing fields opening onto Christ Church meadow on the other, puts all these buildings in a beautiful setting, too.
There is a greater sense of transcendent timelessness to Merton than any other college, aided by the fact that there is no through traffic on the cobble-stoned road, nor are there any modern buildings in sight of the college. (Unless one counts that upstart Corpus Christi, founded in 1517!)

That, in a nutshell, explains the forces at work that led to the merger of Green and Templeton colleges, rather than try to continue them as separate going concerns. Templeton would benefit from the beautiful buildings and superior location of Green (which occupied a much older site, the gorgeous Radcliffe Observatory), and Green's financial future would become considerably more stable. An added bonus would be a more diverse student body for both.
So, 2007 saw the creation of Green Templeton College, Oxford's newest college, which is also the overwhelming college of choice for MBA students, and therefore many of my classmates. (I would estimate that about a third of them went there.) They chose GTC for a variety of reasons: its student body and alumni network are filled with MBAs, there is more funding available for business students, and, since the college is attuned to their needs, it provides more family housing options than the colleges that are more focused on traditional, younger students. It boasts attractive grounds, modern facilities, and a location just outside of the city centre that is calmer—a plus for many mature students—while still being reasonably close to everything.
GTC's food is, along with 
Of late I have been revising my Cherokee, a language which, as one might expect, I rarely have occasion to use. Okay, in all honesty, a language I have never had any occasion to use. Even so, every time I do study Cherokee I get something out of the experience, so I felt it worthwhile to write an article explaining why.
Cherokee is the only native American language to use an indigenous writing system, the Cherokee syllabary developed by Sequoyah. This was the only case in recorded history of an illiterate member of a non-literate people independently creating an effective writing system, making Sequoyah the linguists' equivalent of the Wright Brothers or James Watt. It is one of the most impressive achievements of all time, made all the more so by the fact that nothing like it has ever happened before or since.
Cherokee really captured my attention, however, when I begin to study its grammar. I am already on the record as a proponent of the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis, and believe that learning new ways to process language in our minds actually allows our minds to function in new ways as well. It makes us more creative, and more intelligent. Well, if I thought the VSO word order of the Celtic languages was unique, Cherokee's grammatical properties have blown my mind.

Magdalen Hall was originally a grammar school, but offered lodging to university students as well. Eventually it grew to the point that it was able to successfully petition for college status itself. Uncharacteristically for Oxford University, the decision was made to make things less confusing for once, and to avoid having both a Magdalen College and a Magdalen Hall! So, the old name of Hertford College was revived, and voilà: 1874 saw a new college, with the same name, on the same site as the old one that had gone bust 58 years before.
Exeter

The college's very name is an Oxford quirk: originally named after St. Cross Road (its original premises), the college kept it's name when it moved to the aforementioned more attractive site in 1981. Ironically, now St. Cross College is on the other end of town from St. Cross Road, near Magdalen Street. Magdalen College, on the other hand, is nowhere near Magdalen Street, but out east near St. Cross Road.
Earlier today, my brave and beautiful wife gave birth to our daughter, Elisabeth Jeanne Marie-Antoinette Craven, weighing in at 3.2 kg (about 7 lbs 2 oz). Baby and mother are doing well.








